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1st May - Do you pray or wave?

April 30th, 2008

The last Wednesday of April, a tiring stuffy morning after a few long nights piling up a thick concept book. While thinking to get a coffee to put smile back to the face, i received an email subjected “VOTE TOMORROW!” I wasn’t at all enthusiastic activist in voting since at 8 when my mother put me in a choice of either having spidy weapon or batman figures in a street stall (of course i want all). However this election does concern to me, a kind of nostalgic sentiment evoked from that i want some part from each candidate. Well, at the end no one is perfect.

This email, forwarded by my lovely colleague from his friend, has some interesting facts (i guess very likely from a labour party point of view) worth to share and remind us to care more what’s happening around us. Here he said:

Election day tomorrow!

Whoever gets to be Mayor of London after the 1st May voting, the victor will lead the city in the run up to the Olympics *. So who will you vote for? Many people don’t really want a mayor (a post inaugurated by Ken Livingstone), instead they want a mascot, in the shape of Boris Johnson. The terms “cuddly” and “hilarious” are often used to describe the blond bob-haired man off the telly, who became a household name on Have I Got News For You. The impulse (not reason) to vote for Boris in certain quarters is the same impulse that drove Italians to make hardcore porn star La Cicciolina an Italian MP (she also ran for Mayor of Milan), and for students to vote for a cat as President of the Oxford Union, so the possibly apocryphal story goes. It’s also why Ireland has picked a puppet turkey to represent it in May’s Eurovision Song Contest. – Wouldn’t it be funny to have cuddly and hilarious caricature Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson as London Mayor? That would really get up Ken’s nose! It’s just what we need, a welcome change to mad Red Ken’s extravagant / visionary plans.That’s why Boris is popular with younger voters who want change and a bit of fun injected into politics. What isn’t so fun is the idea of a buffoon in charge of a multi billion pound budget trying to keep our fair city where it currently is, at the number one spot: a centre of culture in the world; the hub of European money markets; the capital that all other cities look to for the future.

– Another reason to vote for Boris is if you’re traditionally right wing, as Boris is. But how right wing do you want? Beneath the cuddly façade lurks an out of touch racist who gives Prince Philip a run for his money. He famously described black people as “piccaninnies” and Africans having “water melon smiles”. He also described Nelson Mandela’s South Africa as a “majority tyranny of black rule”. Again, absolutely hilarious – to other racists.

While we’re on the offensive here, so to speak, let’s not forget his remarks about another UK city, Liverpool. This really put his diplomatic skills to the test. He now ranks alongside foul-mouthed former Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie s Liverpool’s least favourite person when he accused the city of “wallowing in disproportionate grief” after the murder of Ken Bigley in Iraq, whilst having a dig at the Hillsborough disaster. He was sent to Liverpool to apologise in person on the orders of former Conservative leader Michael Howard who called his anti-Liverpool Spectator article “nonsense from beginning to end”. And that’s from his own party…

The Evening Standard’s hate campaign against Livingstone has gone into overdrive in recent weeks. They had to eat humble pie when they ferociously took the anti-Ken stance over the congestion charge (now considered one of the cities main achievements. “The Congestion Charge didn’t happen by accident. New York and Edinburgh have just flunked it. It takes political balls to deliver,” said historian / broadcaster Tristram Hunt in the Evening Standard this month.)

The Standard has had a field day recently over Ken’s race relations adviser Lee Jasper who had to resign over as yet unproven claims. But what of Boris’ race relations adviser? Well, he doesn’t have one yet in the wings. It’s not a priority on his campaign agenda and reveals just how seriously he takes the role (not to mention his lack of team planning and foresight.)

Decades ago, when it was less popular to do so, Livingstone spoke up against racism and homophobia. His longterm supporters over the years include Stephen Lawrence’s mother Doreen who says of Boris: “He will make a mistake and say, ‘Whoops, I’m sorry,’ and that is a luxury this city cannot afford.”

Once mooted as the joint Lib-Dem and Conservative mayoral candidate Greg Dyke is now voting for Ken, adding, “If you look at London today compared with a decade ago it’s a pretty vibrant, exciting place and I think he’s responsible for some of that.”

But never mind all that. Vote Boris for a laugh. A very short-lived one.

* Ken was key in helping to secure the Olympic Games. For those of you who didn’t want the Olympics – what? You don’t want the world’s greatest sporting event on your doorstep in your lifetime? You don’t want all eyes on London, a boost to the economy, a regeneration of the East End’s wasteland, an assured extension of the capital as THE place to be? The extra council tax of 40 pence a week per person is far too extravagant for all this? Instead you want a quiet few nights in, come September 2012 and watch this celebration of human endeavour at its highest unfold on TV, as it happens in Paris instead, avec subtitles? “That’ll teach the French, having to stump up 50 centimes per person to pay for it! We’re bored of London being the ‘it’ city; let’s pass the baton across La Manche…” etc. Rant over!

Image courtesy Times online